Total Medals Earned: 445 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,545 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/260 points)
destroy 10 catapults
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 8/15 (45/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!
Fire the cannon five times without missing
Reach 42195m
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.